The Sperm Lover review
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Initial Review: 2006-12-29
Last Update: 2009-05-07
The Sperm Lover is a solo girl site featuring a hot blonde named Elise that is all crazy about her daily dose of sperm.
- Quantity7.5 / 15
- Quality13.5 / 15
- Update Freq.5.0 / 10
- Exclusivity10.0 / 10
- Entertainment8.0 / 10
- Downloadability5.0 / 5
- Extras3.5 / 5
Cost / Markup
- Value/Money14.0 / 20
- Markup0.0 / 5
- Navigation3.0 / 5
- Design3.5 / 5
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The Sperm Lover - 73
Cumshot Oasis - 72
Nut In Her Mouth - 71
Sperm Swallowers - 70
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The Big Swallow - 69.5
Fantastic Cum Shots - 69.5
Swallow Me POV - 68.5
First Time Swallows - 66
LOL Cumshots - 65.5
POV XXX - 65
- Everything's exclusive.
- Some sets have more than one guy involved (usually three's the magic number).
- There are some sets have one file video downloads.
- Zip files can be used to download photos.
- Good model selection - they've got petite bodies (most of them anyway).
- Very nice, functional design & navigation.
- Almost perfect video quality.
- Site appears to be no longer updating (Last photo update: 2007-01-08; videos: 2007-01-11).
- Not all the sets show cum shots (some sets are girl-girl).
- Some sets had been divided into several parts.
- Quality of photos could still be improved (they're not as crisp as you'd want them to be).
- Site is still rather new, so not yet that big.
- TheSpermLover is not a 100% solo site, also features movies from some of the companies other girls (Masha, Dasha, Sasha, ...).
- There are no preview pictures for the videos.
- I wouldn't mind a cheaper price in the beginning of a fresh site.
- The Sperm Lover is a nice site with high quality content. It's a shame that the update schedule ain't as regular as it used to be. Overall a pretty nice site that is particularly interesting to people who like 1+ of the incl. bonus sites.
Individuals, Blowjobs, Hardcore, Blondes
Details: Erratic update schedule.
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$29.96 (1 Month, Recurring)
$39.96 (1 Month, Non-Recurring)
$69.00 (3-Months, recurs at $29.96 / month)
No DRM license restrictions.
73 photo sets (avg. 100 pictures)
Hi-Res: Y | Different Sizes: N | ZIP Files: Y | Slideshow: N
Image Resolutions: 800x1200 (Standard)
47 video sets (avg. 17 minutes)
Downloadable: Y | Streams: Y | One-File Downloads: Y | Multi-Bandwidth: N | Vid Caps: N
Average movie size: 200 MB (1-File WMV)
WMV High: 852x480, 2161 kbps
More Content Details:
Download Limit: No download limit
Download Speed: 220 KB/s (reviewers max: 240 KB/s / 1990 kbps)
Content Exclusivity: 100% Exclusive
Third Party / Bonus Content: None
Live Webcams: None
Model Index: No
8 out of 25 available features shown.
TheSpermLover is all about Elise and her constant craving for cum and in here, we get to watch her sate her craving for cum with some hardcore boy-girl or even MMF threesomes. And if ever she can't have a cock to coax the cum out of, we can just watch her rub and finger her pussy to a climax.
TheSpermLover is the personal site of, well, the sperm lover, Elise. And of course, you can't have sperm if you don't have a cock or two around so expect The Sperm Lover to have lots of hardcore content. But while the earliest sets do feature Elise and her cum providers, with some of her girlfriends joining her everywhere once in a while in her cum-coaxing sessions, around this time last year we've been seeing less of her and more of her girlfriends in TheSpermLover, with them either handling the cocks or the pussies of their girlfriends. As it just so happens, Elise's girlfriends also have their own sites on Diesel Media, like Sasha, Dasha and Masha. I know, it reads and sounds funny but hey, if that's what their names are, it's not our problem.
The Sperm Lover currently has 73 photo and 47 video sets, with the earliest set dating back to March 2006. It's a good thing that the sets include the dates when they were loaded onto TheSpermLover making it easy to track the contents but then again, another problem present itself because apparently, the contents haven't been updated since January 2007 so that certainly poses a problem.
The first few videos can be had as full-length .WMV (852x480, 2.16 Mbps) format videos while those that followed from April 2006 onward were made available as 2-part split video clips, also in .WMV format.
The photos can be seen in standard (800x1200) resolution with the sets available as single ZIP files. Also, it has to be mentioned that the photos open up in a separate window after you click a thumbnail.
Members of TheSpermLover get access to a few bonus sites from Diesel Media's network, which TheSpermLover is a part of, and these are Masha's World, Kamilla 18, Teen Handjobs, and I Fuck Them.
TheSpermLover started out really well, focusing a lot on the theme and the content, and that was Elise and her love of cum. However, as I mentioned, sometime last year, TheSpermLover lost its focus and featured contents that didn't have either Elise or a cock in them, or even both. As a matter of fact, just looking at the past 15 photo updates, you wouldn't even find a cock to squeeze cum out of since they're either solo glamour scenes or lesbian sets so, it's either TheSpermLover changes its name to ThePussyLover or they get back on track by featuring more hardcore action, if not get Elise back.
Again, the lack of any updates since January 2007 presents a problem because you're not entirely sure if TheSpermLover's a dead site or not.
The photos, though comparable in size to high-resolution ones, isn't as sharp so The Sperm Lover can certainly enhance their quality.
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