Teen Cum Dumpsters review
Top 18-23 Sites
Initial Review: 2006-09-19
Last Update: 2009-01-18
These hot teens will do anything to get that jizz out of that cumpole. Here comes some intense scorchin hardcore for all lovers of good fucking action.
- Quantity5.5 / 15
- Quality10.0 / 15
- Update Freq.0.0 / 10
- Exclusivity10.0 / 10
- Entertainment8.0 / 10
- Downloadability5.0 / 5
- Extras3.5 / 5
Cost / Markup
- Value/Money10.0 / 20
- Markup0.5 / 5
- Navigation3.0 / 5
- Design3.0 / 5
In Focus Girls - 92.5
Nubiles - 89
Teen Dreams - 86.5
iTeen Video - 85
Teen Models - 84.5
Just Teen Site - 83.5
18 Years Old - 83.5
Teen Pink Videos - 83.5
Euro Teen Movs - 82.5
Cuties Galore - 82.5
Pure Cherry Girls - 82.5
ATK Galleria - 82.5
Teens For Cash - 82
ATK Premium - 82
18 Closeup - 82
Couples Seduce Teens - 82
Fucked Hard 18 - 82
Teen Sex Mania - 81.5
Young Busty - 81.5
18 Eighteen - 81
- Site is all exclusive.
- Models look really hot and really into what they're doing.
- Well shot and entertaining movies.
- 17 other bonus sites makes joining more worth it.
- Site only had 2 updates since last review.
- Could use more video and photo options.
- Design of the site isn't that inviting (though navigation is just fine).
- There are only 26 episodes.
- The known models in the site kind of kill the entire 'teen' thing (Taryn Thomas, Tiffany Price...).
- Video quality is not really up to date.
- I was kinda disappointed when I saw that the content updates have been killed because I liked this concept. What now can be said about TeenCumDumpsters is that it is only recommendable with people who have an interested in any of the included bonus sites or those with too much cash to burn.
Cum Shots, Hardcore, Reality, Videos
Credit Card, 900 Number
$29.95 (1 Month, Recurring)
$49.95 (2-Months, Recurring)
$59.95 (3-Months, Recurring)
No DRM license restrictions.
26 photo sets (avg. 250 pictures)
Hi-Res: Y | Different Sizes: N | ZIP Files: N | Slideshow: N
Image Resolutions: 600x900 (Standard), 800x600 (Vid Caps)
26 video sets (avg. 40 minutes)
Downloadable: Y | Streams: Y | One-File Downloads: Y | Multi-Bandwidth: Y | Vid Caps: Y
Average movie size: 30 MB (1 Part of 8 WMV)
WMV : 640x480, 835 kbps
Quicktime: 320x240, 500 kbps
More Content Details:
Condoms used in scenes: No
Download Limit: There appears to be no download limit.
Download Speed: 175 KB/s (reviewers max: 527 KB/s / 4219 kbps).
Content Exclusivity: 100% Web-Exclusive.
Third Party / Bonus Content: None
Live Webcams: None
Model Index: No
9 out of 25 available features shown.
Beautiful nubile teen models go hardcore with great pomp and enthusiasm inside of Teen Cum Dumpsters. Not tolerating any nonsense or any reality theme considerations, these girls go down to business after only a little bit of chit-chat, which is just how we like it.
Acting so cooly, it's hard to believe that these girls are teen amateurs. With only a brief introductory spiel, these girls are already taking their clothes off, easily and speedily, without reservation or shame... and if you see their bodies you'll know why right away.
Another teen hardcore site from those who brought us the famous My Daughter's Fucking a Black Dude. The girls of TeenCumDumpsters are stunning... these guys really have great taste and know how to shoot entertaining porn (the only thing they do not know is how to hire a good designer hehe). Not only pretty faces but great bodies as well. When it comes to talent, they have that knack for good sexy hardcore and nice throaty sounds as well.
The amount of available updates numbers 22 episodes. Each episode contains of video and photo sets. There are two picture sets actually, one for high quality caps of the videos and another for real photo stills. In terms of quality, they differ by a mere 100 pixels (900x600 for the stills and 800x600 for the caps), but the stills have better angles and of course, no blurs unlike the caps.
The videos on the other hand, are available both in the form of streams (5-minute clips) and downloads. I have to say that the videos here are a bit weird though, and not just because the downloadable clips are of less quality than the streamable ones (320x240, 500k for download clips, 480x360, 500k for streams). First of all, unlike in the other sites which had a more or less fixed video length of 40 minutes, the videos here are more varied. Sometimes the whole video runs as long as 55 minutes, while a few others are just 35 minutes long. This also affects their distribution clips. Usually, there are 20 2-minute WMV clips for download. However for some of the updates, instead of only 2 minute clips, there are 30-second clips which is kind of fucked up!
I can understand perhaps if only the earlier updates would have these too short clips mentioned above. But throughout updating, they simply put up an episode or two with those strange 30-second clips. No matter what, I think 30-seconds is a WAY too short a cut for a clip. Besides, it is not practical at all from the downloader's point of view. You see I am not even complaining about missing 1 file downloads here.
In terms of updating I really hope that the weekly updates will increase the amount of available videos quite fast.
Speaking of updates, I just recently discovered that for the latest update they included a link where you could download 5-minute clips! (Click on "download"). Hopefully, this means that in the very near future, they will be including these bigger and better clips in their usual download options.
The basic membership to TeenCumDumpsters costs $29.95 a month, and what with the few number of updates and the weird video options, I can't really recommend it as of this time. Note that this is strictly from a financial perspective. The content itself is very entertaining and worth the money... however downloading 30 second clips without a download manager is a pain. Hopefully, when the site has matured a bit more, we will see a better site with still the same quality of models and hardcore as could be expected from these guys.
If you still like this site despite all that, I suggest you find a site or two or three belonging to this network that you really like and you think is worth the money, and then sign up for their Hush Pass membership. It is more expensive than the usual (at $39.95), but you get access to all (8) their sites and bonus feeds.
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2007-09-18: Quick Facts updated, Sample TeenCumDumpsters galleries added.
2006-09-19: TeenCumDumpsters.com added to database, Quick Facts added, Teen Cum Dumpsters review posted.
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