Obscene Machines review

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Obscene Machines

Initial Review: 2008-04-16

Last Update: 2008-04-22

In ObsceneMachines, the oversized mechanical dicks never go limp, they keep going and going, they don't even let the hot young whores to gasp for breath, and whether in the cunt or in the anus, these well-oiled machines will drill women the way human men never could.


  • Quantity
    7.0 / 15
  • Quality
    12.5 / 15
  • Update Freq.
    5.0 / 10
  • Exclusivity
    10.0 / 10
  • Entertainment
    7.5 / 10
  • Downloadability
    5.0 / 5
  • Extras
    2.0 / 5

Cost / Markup

  • Value/Money
    13.5 / 20
  • Markup
    0.0 / 5


  • Navigation
    3.0 / 5
  • Design
    3.0 / 5

Final Score


Out of 100
  1. Fucking Machines - 85

  2. Brutal Dildos - 81.5

  3. Orgasmatics - 80

  4. Screaming O - 79.5

  5. Sex Toy Teens - 78.5

  6. Open Air Pleasures - 77.5

  7. Solo Stunners - 77.5

  8. Machine Sexslaves - 76.5

  9. Active Girls Toys - 74.5

  10. Dildo Penetrations - 73.5

  11. Will She Explode - 71

  12. Toys in Chicks - 70

  13. Speculum Plays - 69.5

  14. Dildo Machine Sex - 69.5

  15. Drilled Sweeties - 69

  16. Obscene Machines - 68.5

  17. Girls Love Toys - 68.5

  18. Hardcore Machines - 68

  19. Hardcore Power Tools - 67.5

  20. Real Orgasm Videos - 67

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  • Everything in here is exclusive.
  • Videos are provided in a good quality.
  • Highly entertaining content.
  • Only fresh European faces.


  • Videos are NOT HD.
  • The archive is not that big yet.
  • No bonus access to other company sites included.
  • Quite expensive.
  • Some updates are made in parts.
  • Erratic update schedule. Last update during our review was posted almost 2 months ago.
  • No variation in machines, just one machine with different dildos / toys in front.

Bottom Line

  • Obscene Machines certainly isn't for everybody. That is mainly because the membership isn't really cheap and thus mostly caters to people with the necessary extra cash who can overlook the few downsides.

The Facts



Secondary Categor(ies):

Insertions, Hardcore


Details: Erratic.

Join Options:

Credit Card, 900 Number


$34.99 (1 Month, Recurring)
$59.99 (2-Months, Recurring)


No DRM license restrictions.


38 photo sets (avg. 54 pictures)
Hi-Res: N | Different Sizes: N | ZIP Files: Y | Slideshow: N


73 video sets (avg. 8minutes)
Downloadable: Y | Streams: Y | One-File Downloads: Y | Multi-Bandwidth: N | Vid Caps: N
Average movie size: 106MB (1-File WMV)

Video Format(s):

WMV High: 720x406, 1828 kbps

More Content Details:

Condoms used in scenes: No
Download Limit: There appears to be no download limit.
Download Speed: 350 KB/s (reviewers max: 527 KB/s / 4219 kbps).
Content Exclusivity: Appears to be all exclusive.
Third Party / Bonus Content: Video Feeds.
Model Index: No

5 out of 25 available features shown.

Video Review is N/AMembers Area Screenshots N/A Launch the Gallery Console

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The Site
Unstoppable robot fuckers satisfy cock craving pussies of bored British glamour girls and ordinary housewives. The future is here and cybernetic fucking is the best way to orgasm. There are no headaches, no limp dicks, and no stopping for this mechanical sex maniac.
Forget about romance, these robots give serious hardcore shagging. If it's orgasm these salacious women want, then multiple orgasms is what they get.

- Everything in here is exclusive. I commend this site for producing exclusive content. It's nice to know that the videos and images here can't be seen on other sites.
- Videos are provided in good quality. Members can expect good quality videos from this site.
- Highly entertaining content. Watching monstrous machines fuck horny sluts until they shout due to multiple orgasms make me say, “That's Entertainment!”
- Only fresh European faces. Watching amateur Euro babes getting shagged by a machine is a refreshing way to spend your horniest hours. It's tiring to see the same faces everyday, so unknown wannabe pornstars from abroad is very much welcome.

- Videos are NOT HD. There seems to be a misrepresentation here or an honest mistake. When you enter the tour page the site clearly suggests or advertises that the videos are in WMV HD format. Though their videos are all in good quality, I don't see any HD video format in here.
- The archive is not that big yet. Since ObsceneMachines is only a year old it hasn't yet accumulated much content in their library. Continuous update is what this site needs.
- No bonus access to other company sites included. This sucks! ObsceneMachines is still a small site, thus it needs all the help it can get. Having sister sites added with the membership is a great deal of help for it to attract prospective members.
- Quite expensive. Still a new site, few content to enjoy, and no other sites were included in the membership. This is why I say this site is expensive.
- Some updates are made in parts. It always almost makes me want to cry every time I see a site that updates in parts. We’re not dealing with soap operas here. Why not just upload the whole movie and make the members happy? Don't we deserve tears of joy instead?
- Erratic update schedule. Last update during our review was posted almost 2 months ago. This is not good. If the people behind Obscene Machines expect this site to be big in the future, then something must be done about that.
- No variation in machines, just one machine with different dildos / toys in front. I believe that it would be a lot more exciting if there are different varieties of machines being used. It would be nice to see different power settings, different designs, and the like. The more frightening, the better.

At $34.99 for 30 days, I consider this site to be expensive and not for everybody. It has no other sites included with the membership, and has too few contents for a young site. I believe only people with plenty of cash and who don't mind the site's other flaws would get into this just to see some serious hardcore machine fucking.

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Review Log:

2008-04-22: Obscene Machines publicized.
2008-04-17: ObsceneMachines.com added to database, Quick Facts added.
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