Fucking Machines review

Fucking Machines

Initial Review: 2006-05-26

Last Update: 2014-10-21

Fucking Machines is a website about machines specially made for the purpose of fucking women. Inside is a listing of these machines, and videos and pics of girls getting fucked by a few of these machines.

Content

  • Quantity
    14.0 / 15
  • Quality
    13.5 / 15
  • Update Freq.
    7.0 / 10
  • Exclusivity
    10.0 / 10
  • Entertainment
    9.5 / 10
  • Downloadability
    5.0 / 5
  • Extras
    3.0 / 5

Cost / Markup

  • Value/Money
    16.0 / 20
  • Markup
    1.0 / 5
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Navigation

  • Navigation
    3.0 / 5
  • Design
    3.0 / 5

Final Score

85.0

Out of 100
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Pros

  • Great network access to the company's other sites.
  • Very interesting site concept.
  • Large amount of highly, all unique content available.
  • Changing settings, story lines and many great looking ladies.
  • UPDATE (2012-01-10): Updates come very frequently -- about once every 3-4 days!
  • Many download options (Zip files, different formats, one-file video downloads (all movies in a ZIP), ...).
  • Hi-res photos are available.
  • Shooting dates (for this site and the other network sites) are displayed.
  • All machines have descriptions on how they work.
  • Detailed model index available.
  • Entertainment factor is very high.

Cons

  • Navigation and design could be updated.

Bottom Line

  • FuckingMachines certainly is the best of its kind. It really is... with the quality of the content and amount that is already available you will have lots of fun in here. Overall the content is very entertaining. If you like machine sex, Fucking Machines is really your best bet... Just look at the numbers. They don't lie.

The Facts

Category:

Toys

Secondary Categor(ies):

Insertions, Extreme Sex

Updates:

Details: Every 7 days.
Update Log: Yes
Dated Content: Yes

Join Options:

Credit Card, Check, Postal Mail

Pricing:

$29.00 (1 Month, Recurring)
$49.90 (2-Months, Non-Recurring)
$59.00 (3-Months, Recurring)

DRM:

No DRM license restrictions.

X-Sales:

No cross sales.

Pictures:

1028 photo sets (avg. 150 pics)
Hi-Res: Y | Different Sizes: Y | ZIP Files: Y | Slideshow: N
Image Resolutions: 530x800 (Standard), 800x1200 (High Res)

contentCALC [?]:

As of today, 2014-11-26, there should be 1034 photo sets available

contentCALC accuracy:

Has been verified 8 times, last on 2014-10-21, and arrived at 100% accuracy.

Videos:

1028 video sets (avg. 40 minutes)
Downloadable: Y | Streams: Y | One-File Downloads: Y | Multi-Bandwidth: Y | Vid Caps: N
Average movie size: 375MB (1-File WMV), 750MB (1-File MP4)
Other Comments: Videos also available in MP4 (to play on your iPod).

contentCALC [?]:

As of today, 2014-11-26, there should be 1034 video sets available

contentCALC accuracy:

Has been verified 8 times, last on 2014-10-21, and arrived at 100% accuracy.


Video Format(s):

WMV HD: 1280x720, 1630 kbps
WMV High: 960x540, 980 kbps
MPEG Ipod/PSP: 1280x720, 1600 kbps
Flash: 722x404, bitrate unknown
mp4: 1280x720, 3000 Kbps (HD) / 640x360, 861.76 Kbps (small screen)


Video Skip:

Can skip ahead.

Other Vid Details:

Medium-sized watermark Smooth Flash Player.

More Content Details:

Content Rotation: No rotation.
Download Limit: There appears to be no download limit.
Condoms used in scenes: No
Content / Model categorization: by name, by number of shoots, by latest performance


Content Exclusivity:

100% Exclusive.


Download Speed:

460 KB/s (reviewers max: 527 KB/s / 4219 kbps).


Logging In:

Only log in required. Content doesn't require re-entry of login info. Not saved after browser was closed.


Model Appearance:

Mostly white, amateurish, from thin to normal body type


Model info:

Model Index: No

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The Site:
Fucking Machines is a website about machines specially made for the purpose of fucking women. Inside, there are two parts: a listing of these machines, and videos and pics of girls getting fucked by a few of these machines. In a niche all of its own, Fucking Machines features unique inventions to get off without a man.

The Content:
Upon entering the site, you are given the option whether to view the machines or the updates. First, let us go to the Machines section. There are 49 machines featured, with each having its vital points/specifications described and discussed, i.e. vibrations per minute, length of stroke, penetration motion, and other information and comments that those who had already used I have to say..
Next the Updates section, which contained the latest video sets. The videos are available for download in three formats: WMV, RM, and MP4 (for your iPod). It is also possible to download more than one clip at a time from the site using the zip function provided. The movie clips are approximately between 40-70 MB each; There are no full movie download options. Members can post their comments and rate how they liked the video set for example. Movies that are developed specially for streaming are also being offered now; they can only be viewed exclusively only using RM.
Each video set also has an accompanying image gallery, averaging 150 pictures. They also have options for selecting and saving the selected images in a zip file.
The girls usually try about 4-5 machines in each episode, which is quite nice actually. The girls look to be really enjoying themselves, getting fucked hard by machines either in the pussy or up the ass; a real plus from me there.

The Criticism:
Fucking Machines has a lot of good points, but also a lot of points for improvement. First of all, full, single file, 1 click video downloads would be very nice. Second, the links at the upper right must be fixed or replaced, as Models can easily be mistaken to be the link to the girls and movies, when actually, the link that should be followed is Updates. Apart from that, the site is simply and nicely organized.

The Conclusion:
For $29.00, this site is quite okay even though it is not a bargain. The bulk amount of content however is quite good. The action is very high quality and highly entertaining too, so if you enjoy to see girls getting off even without guys, then this site is for you and a membership is fairly recommended.

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Review Log:

2014-10-21: Quick Facts updated, contentCALC verified.
2014-08-26: Quick Facts updated, contentCALC verified.
2014-06-26: Quick Facts updated, contentCALC verified.
2014-04-08: Quick Facts updated, contentCALC verified.
2014-01-28: Quick Facts updated, contentCALC verified.
2013-11-05: Quick Facts updated, contentCALC verified.
2013-10-21: Quick Facts updated, contentCALC verified.
2013-08-12: Quick Facts updated, contentCALC verified.
2013-05-28: Quick Facts updated, contentCALC reset.
2013-02-18: Quick Facts updated.
2012-09-09: Quick Facts updated, contentCALC verified.
2012-05-23: Quick Facts updated, contentCALC verified.
2012-01-10: Quick Facts updated, contentCALC reset.
2009-12-22: Quick Facts updated, contentCALC verified.
2009-04-29: Quick Facts updated, contentCALC verified.
2008-07-18: Quick Facts updated, contentCALC. verified, Sample Fucking Machines galleries added.
2007-04-25: Quick Facts updated, Sample FuckingMachines galleries added.
2007-04-24: Quick Facts added, contentCALC activated.
2006-05-26: FuckingMachines.com added to database, Video Review added.
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  14. Behind Kink - 74

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  16. Butt Machine Boys - 68.5

  17. Divine Bitches - 67.5

  18. The Upper Floor - 67


Visitor Ratings:

Votes: 1

Average Rating: 90.0 / 100