Fucked Up Facials review

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Fucked Up Facials

Initial Review: 2008-05-30

Last Update: 2009-07-29

Bitches getting banged by huge cocks get a huge reward of massive amounts of sperms spraying them with in the face. These crazy facials have no limit - there is no shortage for gallons of cum, and the girls are always ready to catch it with their faces.


  • Quantity
    5.5 / 15
  • Quality
    13.0 / 15
  • Update Freq.
    6.0 / 10
  • Exclusivity
    10.0 / 10
  • Entertainment
    8.5 / 10
  • Downloadability
    5.0 / 5
  • Extras
    3.5 / 5

Cost / Markup

  • Value/Money
    13.0 / 20
  • Markup
    0.0 / 5


  • Navigation
    3.5 / 5
  • Design
    3.5 / 5

Final Score


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  • 100% exclusive.
  • Highly entertaining facial content.
  • Great-looking girls to check out (Mimi Allen, Eden Adams or Isabella Amour).
  • Fine video quality.
  • Updates are coming in every other week.
  • Huge 55+ bonus quality network sites.
  • Lots of video bitrate and format options available.
  • Reasonably-priced monthly membership fee.


  • Content quantity could use an increase.
  • Site design is too simple and a bit plain.
  • Sometimes the cum looks too fake.
  • All updates (photos and videos) are posted in long page.

Bottom Line

  • Sites like Fucked Up Facials are extremely popular recently. I don't to discuss how the cumshots are fake and the like. I am pretty sure most people get that right away. If you like the fantasy they are selling (pretty good overall) then you are in for some very nice content that I however would just love to be provided in even higher quality.

The Facts



Secondary Categor(ies):

Cum Shots, Hardcore


Details: Bi-weekly updates.

Join Options:

Credit Card, Check, 900 Number


$29.95 (1 Month, Recurring)
$49.92 (3-Months, Recurring)


No DRM license restrictions.


53 photo sets (avg. 200 pictures)
Hi-Res: N | Different Sizes: Y | ZIP Files: N | Slideshow: Y
Image Resolutions: 900x600 (Standard)

contentCALC [?]:

As of today, 2016-10-26, there should be 229 photo sets available

contentCALC accuracy:

Has been last verified on 2009-07-27 and arrived at 94.33% accuracy.


53 video sets (avg. 50 minutes)
Downloadable: Y | Streams: Y | One-File Downloads: Y | Multi-Bandwidth: Y | Vid Caps: Y
Average movie size: 405MB (1-File WMV)

contentCALC [?]:

As of today, 2016-10-26, there should be 229 video sets available

contentCALC accuracy:

Has been last verified on 2009-07-27 and arrived at 94.33% accuracy.

Video Format(s):

WMV High: 512x384, 1.23 Mbps
WMV Low: 512x384, 744 Kbps
MPEG High: 512x384, 1.28 Mbps
MPEG Low: 512x384, 881 Kbps
Flash: 512x384, bitrate unknown

More Content Details:

Condoms used in scenes: No
Download Limit: No download limit.
Download Speed: 420 KB/s (reviewers max: 527 KB/s / 4219 kbps).
Content Exclusivity: 100% exclusive content.
Third Party / Bonus Content: Members Forum.
Model Index: Yes
Number of Models: 53

11 out of 25 available features shown.

Video Review is N/AShow / Hide the Members Area Screenshot Launch the Gallery Console

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This Fucked Up Facials review is based on the facts / status when written / updated on 2008-06-03:

The Site
If you like it sticky, then Fucked Up Facials is one of the stickiest sites you can visit. An extreme “bukake” site that facial lovers would like so much. The models get sprayed in the face with thick baby batter by several horny men. Loads of cum gets splattered on pretty faces that makes it look like the models are drowning in them.

- Highly Entertaining Facial Content. The facial action here is pretty much exciting and at the same time shocking. The guys here spews their jizz like a fireman's hose and the models get the shock of their lives when it hits their pretty little faces.
- Fine Video Quality. Videos being offered here is not bad at all. Though they don't have the HD quality videos that its sister site offers, this site has WMV (High) and MPEG (High) video formats to spare.
- 100% Exclusive. Like its sister site, Fuck Up Facials has exclusive content. In fact, non of their videos and images can be seen on another site.
- Updates Are Coming In Every Week. This site is still growing since they are uploading 4 videos and 4 matchingphoto sets a month.
- Site Navigation Is OK. Navigation here is not a walk in a park, but it's not like trying to get out from a labyrinth either.
- Reasonably-priced monthly membership fee. Membership is priced at $24.93. Lower than what the other sites offer. Here, bonus sites like Budapest Bukake and Exploding Cunts were added as freebies.
- Design. Cute design and pretty much relaxing to the eyes. The color combinations they used, the fonts, and the charicatures blended well together and made it a nice looking site.
- Quickies Videos. Besides the usual videos they offer, the site has this what they call quickies. These are videos where it starts with the high lights at once, which is ejaculating on the model's face. They're pretty short facial clips.

- Content Quantity Could Use An Increase. It is a new site and it is only 6 months old. So we can't really expect much on its number of content. FuckedUpFacials still needs some time to grow.
- Some Cum Looks Fake. There are a few facial scenes that were obviously fake. The spooge almost drowned the models. It's a fantasy thing... not really a downside, just worth mentioning.
- Missing Features Its Sister Site Offers. Unfortunately, this site doesn't have HD quality videos and FLV/flash streaming player. I don't get it since its sister site offers these features. It would really be a plus if they add this features, PRONTO!

Fucked Up Facials is weird, but a fun and nice site to check out. Fake? Maybe, yeah. But I myself fantasize to cum like a horse as well. Seeing the beef gravy hits on the models faces gives a different excitement. It is also funny to see the models' different reactions when they get hit by loads of the guys' love potion and nearly gets drowned by it. Membership priced at $24.93 is not bad considering the other bonuses this site offers.

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Review Log:

2009-07-29: Quick Facts updated, contentCALC verified.
2009-02-18: Quick Facts updates, contentCALC verified.
2008-06-11: Fucked Up Facials review published.
2008-06-02: FuckedUpFacials.com added to database, Quick Facts added, Sample Fucked Up Facials galleries added, contentCALC activated.
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