Euro Humpers review

Euro Humpers

Initial Review: 2008-05-28

Last Update: 2012-04-24

Two American kids who supposedly were in Europe to study decided on being pornographers instead, by getting close with random hot Euro girls who wouldn’t think twice on hardcore sex in front of the camera. Their sexcapades are chronicled in EuroHumpers.


  • Quantity
    3.0 / 15
  • Quality
    12.0 / 15
  • Update Freq.
    0.0 / 10
  • Exclusivity
    10.0 / 10
  • Entertainment
    8.0 / 10
  • Downloadability
    5.0 / 5
  • Extras
    3.5 / 5

Cost / Markup

  • Value/Money
    12.5 / 20
  • Markup
    0.0 / 5


  • Navigation
    3.5 / 5
  • Design
    3.5 / 5

Final Score


Out of 100


  • Good quality videos come with great photos and screen caps.
  • Exclusive content with hot Euro girls.
  • Gives access to 24+ other exclusive sites from the Fuck You Cash network plus 6+ additional bonus sites.
  • HOT and amazing models to look out on this site, like Victoria or Denisa.
  • Video options: MPG or WMV streaming or downloadable (either by clip or in full).
  • Members’ area design is just fine.
  • Membership price isn’t too expensive.


  • VERY basic search function.
  • Updates are unpredicatable.
  • Increasing the movie and photo quality would greatly improve the site.
  • Site navigation might be a little confusing for non-Internet frequent user.

Bottom Line

  • Euro Humpers is entertaining but small. This is a pretty good summary. While I can't complain about the content itself, I definitely need more frequent updates personally. What saves EuroHumpers are the great bonus sites included. If you like some of those you can definitely consider signing up. Those are generally much bigger and all exclusive, too.

The Facts

$17.95 (1 Month, Recurring)
Save $7 or 28.06% using our discount price.



Secondary Categor(ies):

Reality, Amateur, Hardcore, Videos


Details: No recent growth.
Update Log: Yes
Dated Content: Yes

Join Options:

Credit Card, Check

Standard Pricing:

$1.00 (1-Day Limited Trial, recurs at $39.94)
$24.94 (1 Month, Recurring)
$59.37 (3-Months, Recurring)


No DRM license restrictions.

Regional Pricing:

Yes, e.g. they charge Europeans 1€ instead of $1. So foreigners pay extra.


Yes, one pre-checked cross sale offer above the join button.


24 photo sets (avg. 350 pictures)
Hi-Res: N | Different Sizes: N | ZIP Files: Y | Slideshow: N
Image Resolutions: 850x566 and 638x850 (Standard)


24 video sets (avg. 35 minutes)
Downloadable: Y | Streams: Y | One-File Downloads: N | Multi-Bandwidth: N | Vid Caps: Y
Average movie size: 305MB (1-File WMV High), 10MB (1/-8 File WMV LOW), 380MB (1-File MPG HIGH), 50MB (1/8-File MPG LOW)

Video Format(s):

WMV High: 512x288, 1.12 Mbps
WMV Low: 320x180, 496 kbps
MPEG High: 512x288, 1.12 Mbps
MPEG Low: 320x184, unknown

Video Skip:

Yes, you can skip ahead.

Other Vid Details:

No music, medium-sized watermark.

More Content Details:

Content Rotation: None, true update schedule.
Download Limit: There appears to be no download limit
Condoms used in scenes: No
Third Party / Bonus Content: 14 'Exclusive Plugins' site video feeds.
Content / Model categorization: By Name

Content Exclusivity:

Content appears to be exclusively shot.

Download Speed:

650 KB/s (reviewers max: 657 KB/s / 5254 kbps).

Logging In:

Simple htaccess login prompt, central members area for all sites.

Model Appearance:

Mostly white. Amateur types. Ages 18-25. From thin to athletic body type.

Model info:

Model Index: Yes
Number of Models: 24

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This Euro Humpers review is based on the facts / status when written / updated on 2009-05-05:

The Site
Euro Humpers is part of the Porn Pros family. It is run by two American college boys who took time off from school to make this website. Their goal is to hump as many European babes in front of a video camera. Shooting porn, for these kids, is an extracurricular activity. They always get a grade of “F” for this subject… “F” for FUCK!

- Nice Exclusive Content. Great to know that this site carries exclusive content. And having beautiful young European models doubled the excitement that this site gives.
- Membership Includes Access To Other Networtk Sites. Euro Humpers gets you free passes to other very interesting sites with different niches. These sites are: 18 Years Old, Freaks of Cock, Real Ex-Girlfriend, Deep Throat Love, Cock Competition, and 40 Oz Bounce. (Bonus sites numbering to 20+)
- Good Video Download Options. Nice video download options are being offered on this site. You can download or stream videos in MPG or WMV videos formats in either clips or in full movies.
- Members’ area design is just fine. The design of the members area is actually the design of the whole network, thus, all sites have the same design - which is not bad.
- Membership Price Isn’t Too Expensive. It's really good that this site offers its membership for only $24.95. This price includes free access to the other 6 sites under Porn Pros network.

- Doesn't Update Much. This site is still small and doesn't update much. It had a 2 months hiatus and had only one update last month. This site won't reach its full potential if its updating activity stays this way.
- VERY basic search function. Search function on this site doesn't help much. It just re-arranged the index file of models/content.
- No HD or DVD quality Movies. Increasing the movie and photo quality would greatly improve the site. Really clear and crisp resolution is what surfers are looking for right now. Having HD, HDV, or at least DVD quality movies would be very nice.
- Few Content. Having only 24 video sets and 24 photo sets in their library is a real bummer. It needs to beef up its content - both images and videos.
- Site Navigation Might Be A Little Confusing For Non- frequent Internet Users . Actually, the members area of this site is the members area of the whole network. It might be a little confusing for you'll be thrown into the mix of different sites under the Porn Pros network. You need to go to the content index for the specific site. So when you try to search for something only contents from EuroHumpers would be shown on the page.

Euro Humpers is a nice site especially when you love Euro babes. It's really nice to see these chicks strip, tease, and get fucked in front of the camera. Its few downsides can be overshadowed by the free access to the other 6 sites it offers. And having the membership for an average price of $24.95 you'd also say that it is quite a good deal.

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Review Log:

2012-04-23: Quick Facts updated.
2011-09-29: Quick Facts updated.
2011-04-25: Quick Facts updated.
2010-10-25: Quick Facts updated.
2009-05-05: Quick Facts updated, contentCALC deactivated.
2008-06-18: Euro Humpers review posted.
2008-06-03: added to database, Quick Facts added, Sample Euro Humpers galleries added, contentCALC activated.
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Visitor Ratings:

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