Assifications review

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Initial Review: 2007-07-06

Last Update: 2009-06-25

Assifications is all about hardcore anal sex as the women display a passion for some good anal pounding. You'll see some gaping assholes in here along with some double penetration and ass-to-mouth scenes.


  • Quantity
    4.0 / 15
  • Quality
    11.5 / 15
  • Update Freq.
    5.0 / 10
  • Exclusivity
    10.0 / 10
  • Entertainment
    8.0 / 10
  • Downloadability
    5.0 / 5
  • Extras
    3.0 / 5

Cost / Markup

  • Value/Money
    13.0 / 20
  • Markup
    0.0 / 5


  • Navigation
    2.5 / 5
  • Design
    2.5 / 5

Final Score


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  • Exclusive sets.
  • Bonus sites are also included in the membership (15 exclusive sites).
  • DVD clips (and some DVD feeds) can be viewed in the site.
  • Slideshow option is available for the picture sets.
  • Models are absolutely hot!
  • Picture size is good.
  • Videos are offered in parts or as one file.
  • Entertaining videos - models perform really well.
  • Our readers get discounts for the site and the whole network.


  • Update schedule cannot be determined because contents are not dated (updates come in a erratic fashion).
  • Could use more updates.
  • Not all the sets are available in video parts (some just offer full video download).
  • Quality of the videos is good but could be better.

Bottom Line

  • Assifications has a few downsides, the biggest to my mind being the erratic updates... there might be a month with no update at all and then all of the sudden, 10 updates the next month. This can not be the standard. I want to know if a site is still being maintained or not. Good though is that we were able to get you a discount price which gives full network access... that decreases your risk a bit. So if you have an interest in some of the sites in the package you can certainly give it a try. The movies are good, shot decently and fun to watch which should be a primary reason.

The Facts

$19.95 (1 Month, Recurring)
Save $10 or 33.39% using our discount price.



Secondary Categor(ies):

Butts, Amateur, Hardcore, Porn Stars, Hardcore


Details: Updates are erratic.

Join Options:

Credit Card, Check, 900 Number

Standard Pricing:

$1.00 (3-Day Limited Trial, recurs at $29.95)
$29.97 (1 Month, Recurring)
$59.97 (3-Months, Recurring)


No DRM license restrictions.


25 photo sets (avg. 250 pictures)
Hi-Res: N | Different Sizes: N | ZIP Files: Y | Slideshow: Y
Image Resolutions: 352x264 (Screencaps), 863x570 (Standard)


42 video sets (avg. 30 minutes)
Downloadable: Y | Streams: Y | One-File Downloads: Y | Multi-Bandwidth: Y | Vid Caps: Y

Video Format(s):

WMV : 352x240, 1255 kbps
MPEG : 352x240, 1255 kbps

More Content Details:

Condoms used in scenes: No
Download Limit: No specific information found.
Download Speed: 540 KB/s (reviewers max: 657 KB/s / 5254 kbps).
Content Exclusivity: 100% Exclusive
Third Party / Bonus Content: DVD feeds
Live Webcams: None
Model Index: No

8 out of 25 available features shown.

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This Assifications review is a LIGHT REVIEW based on the facts / status when written / updated on 2007-07-06:

The Site:
Assifications is site that's dedicated to all things concerning anal sex because the girls they feature aren't afraid to get an intense, hardcore anal pounding as they show off their gaping assholes and engage in some ass-to-mouth scenes and double penetration action.

The Content:
Logging into Assifications could take some getting used to since you're not taken directly to Assifications' content but into Elite Dollar's main page which, by the way, is the production outfit behind Assifications and its other network sites which will be discussed later. It's easy to get the hang of it, however, after a few tries.
Clicking on any of Assifications' links either in the Exclusive Sites tab on top or in the network sites' list as you scroll down the page brings you to what appears to be a blank page. But don't panic just yet because at the upper left, you can choose if you want to view either the photo or video updates. It's worth noting here that the updates display when they were uploaded onto the site. Useful info there for the anal-retentive. Wait, was that a pun?
As of this writing, Assifications has 21 photo and 38 video sets. Pretty small content count, especially since the updates are still erratic with no fixed update schedule yet. But at least you can see a lot of popular pornstars here who specialize in hardcore anal fucking such as Jenna Haze, Lauren Phoenix and Katja Kassin are just some of the names you'll find in here.
The videos are available in either .WMV (352x240, 1.2 Mbps) or .MPEG (352x240, 1.2 Mbps) format. Also, some of the videos are available as split video clips in .MPEG format so that you can get a snippet of the action before you download the entire video. It has to be mentioned though that the split videos and the .WMV format videos are only available for the older updates.
As for the photos, you might first want to specify the size of the thumbnails displayed - from 100x67 to 200x133 although the number of displayed images won't change before viewing the photos themselves which are at 1000x666. Another option here is that you can also view the photo sets as a slideshow for your hands-free viewing pleasure.
For the limited content it has right now, it's a good thing that membership with Assifications also gets you access to the other Elite Dollar network sites that cater to different niches like Ass Licking Club and DP Violations to name a few. Other bonuses that are good to note are the 19 viewable bonus DVDs and a huge collection of DVD feeds that also have their own niches to cater to.

The Criticism:
There's only a couple of major things that really holds Assifications back from being highly-recommended and that's the erratic update schedule and the relatively small content. And that's something that seems to plague the other Elite Dollars network sites so it's not an isolated incident.
The photos could definitely use some updating since the last update is six months old since it was uploaded in January 2007. And having the photo sets available as ZIP file downloads would be a good add-on.
It would also be nice if the videos were available at a higher resolution since the current size is just too small. And since we're talking about videos, they could probably make more options available by bringing back the split video clips and the .WMV format.
Elite Dollars also needs to fix the layout of their site and make it more user-friendly.
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Review Log:

2009-06-24: Quick Facts updated.
2008-12-22: Quick Facts updated.
2007-07-17: Written LIGHT review added.
2007-07-11: Assifications review posted.
2007-07-10: Quick Facts added, Sample Assifications galleries added.
2007-07-06: added to database.
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