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Ass Smoothie

Initial Review: 2008-05-21

Last Update: 2008-06-07

AssSmoothie girls prepare their favorite drinks right up their asses, with the help of a blender, their favorite glasses and several ingredients that guarantee they have a nice anal juice and members get a nice viewing experience.


  • Quantity
    10.0 / 15
  • Quality
    14.5 / 15
  • Update Freq.
    7.0 / 10
  • Exclusivity
    10.0 / 10
  • Entertainment
    8.5 / 10
  • Downloadability
    5.0 / 5
  • Extras
    3.0 / 5

Cost / Markup

  • Value/Money
    14.0 / 20
  • Markup
    0.0 / 5


  • Navigation
    3.0 / 5
  • Design
    3.0 / 5

Final Score


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  • Highly entertaining and erotic kinky anal play scenes.
  • High quality videos (HD) along with equally good pics.
  • Some hot models.
  • Full access trial that is not limited.
  • Models look amazing, like Taryn Thomas or Kyra Steele.
  • Content is 100% exclusive - and unique.
  • Site seems to be updating weekly.


  • Available collection isn’t very big.
  • Although newest updates have dates, the rest in the archives don’t have update logs.
  • No video stills for the movies.
  • No .zip downloads for the pics.
  • More download options (like in-browser streaming or other video formats) should improve this site.
  • No bonus content or access to other sites.
  • Some movies with no “Smoothie Scenes” may disappoint viewers.
  • Site looks nice but navigation could be improved.

Bottom Line

  • Needless to say: Ass Smoothie is special. It is a bit extreme, definitely unique, a bit crazy and, if you enjoy what you see: highly entertaining. At the current count, considering the quality of the content and its theme I can definitely recommend AssSmoothie.

The Facts



Secondary Categor(ies):

Insertions, High Def, Wet And Messy


Details: At least weekly it seems.

Join Options:

Credit Card, Check, 900 Number


$4.90 (2-Day Full Access Trial, recurs at $36.90)
$34.90 (1 Month, Recurring)
$78.90 (3-Months, Non-Recurring)
$98.90 (6-Months, Non-Recurring)


No DRM license restrictions.


40 photo sets (avg. 115 pictures)
Hi-Res: Y | Different Sizes: N | ZIP Files: N | Slideshow: N
Image Resolutions: 1000x750 (Hi Res)


101 video sets (avg. 6 minutes)
Downloadable: Y | Streams: N | One-File Downloads: Y | Multi-Bandwidth: Y | Vid Caps: N
Average movie size: 410MB (1-File HD), 150MB (1-File High WMV), 50MB (1-File Low WMV)

Video Format(s):

WMV HD: 1920x1080, 7119 kbps
WMV High: 960x540, 2412 kbps
WMV Low: 480x272, 700 kbps

More Content Details:

Condoms used in scenes: No
Download Limit: No specific information found.
Download Speed: 480 KB/s (reviewers max: 527 KB/s / 4219 kbps).
Content Exclusivity: Yes, this site does feature exclusive content.
Third Party / Bonus Content: Forum.
Live Webcams: None
Model Index: No
Content / Model categorization: Model Stats (Ethnicity, Hair Color, Build, Tits, Age, ...), Niche (Anal, Double Vag, ...) or Model Name.

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This Ass Smoothie review is based on the facts / status when written / updated on 2008-04-22:

The Site
- If you have the stomach for an extreme beverage, then Ass Smoothie is the right place for you. Here, they interview pretty chicks and ask them to make a smoothie in front of the camera. It gets more interesting after they are instructed to prepare it in their ass and drink it all the way down. You'd love the way their faces dramatically change after hearing the final instruction which they must perform.

- Highly Entertaining. Content here is really, really interesting. One of the best and nasty anal play I have ever seen.
- Great Quality Content. This site offers high quality videos such as videos in HD format. Even their lowest quality videos are quite clear enough for members to enjoy. Videos are also accompanied by equally entertaining photo sets with very good resolution. Photos have a dimension of 1000x750 (Hi Res).
- Decent Download Options. Ass Smoothie offers downloadable videos in HD (1920x1080, 7119 kbps), High (960x540, 2412 kbps), and Low (480x272, 700 kbps).
- Content is 100% exclusive. Content seems 100% exclusive. I believe that this is a unique site and this is the only one of its kind.
- They Have Daily Updates. Ass Smoothie uploads one new video set a day. That's 30-31 videos a month.

- Site Is Still Small. When you enter this site, you won't see much in its main menu. Launched in October 2007(quite new) it has only accumulated around 4,600 photos and a total of 101 videos as of this review.
- No Update Logs. Although newest updates have dates, the rest in the archives don’t have update logs. This makes it hard to predict when the next update will be. And it will be hard to determine how old a certain video in the archive is.
- No video stills for the movies. Ass Smoothie doesn't offer video stills for the movies. With this, it can add up to their available content, but the site seems not to bother to offer this feature anyway.
- No .zip downloads for the pics. Though their photo collection is not that big, it is still bothersome and tedious to download 4,600 photos one by one. Zip file downloading is much more faster and efficient.
- More download options. Because their videos are offered in high quality, they have instructed members to download movies into their PCs for they won't play through streaming. In-browser streaming or other video formats would be nice and will definitely improve the site.
- Not Much To Offer. This site has no bonus content or access to other sites. When you log in to this site you will be directed to Hardcore Network where you can open sites under this network, but when you go to Ass Smoothie there's no way you can open other sites from there. You'll have to go back to Hardcore Network to do so.
- Some Movies Doesn't Belong Here. There are some movies with no “Smoothie Scenes.” I don't think these videos belong here for some members might get disappointed. They could have put them on another page like the “LOSERS” page or something.
- It's A Cute Site But Navigation Needs Work. Ass Smoothie's design is pleasing to the eyes put navigating it is a bit irritating. There's no menu bar which you can click and go from one place to another. Here, for you to go to a different page you have to go back to the members area first and from there go to your desired page. For you to go to the members area you either have to click the “back” arrow or go all the way down the bottom page and click “go back to index”.

- My only concern about this site is that it's kinda pricey for a small site. Other than that, I think this is a very unique site. Of course, if you have a weak heart, this is not for you (I don't want to see you throwing up on your nice PC). But if you can spare a little more cash, then go and enjoy this nasty site with a nice cold smoothie in your hand.

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Review Log:

2008-06-08: Ass Smoothie review published.
2008-05-22: added to database, Quick Facts added, Sample Ass Smoothie galleries added, contentCALC activated.
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